Jarret, my loving brother, has some hillarious kids, and since he doesn't want to blog about them, even though coleman gives him permission, i thought i would... here goes:
So, this may come as a surprise, and theres nothing wrong with it... but my nephew is THE Biggest Nerd! Coleman always has his shirts tucked in, belt on, watch and hat... all he's missing is a pocket protector... Anyways a little while ago Nana bought the three 5 year olds matching shirts, Drey was so excited for the boys to wear them. So when Coleman, aka: Nerd Alert, came over drey gave him his new blue shirt. He was so excited! So i sat him down and said, "You know what Coleman, this shirt would look SO good tucked in!" and nerd then replies, "Yeah! I know! AND i just found my brown belt!!!" "Will you wear it for me to Keller's party tomorrow?" "sure" he says and starts to chuckle because i had smothered my head with a pillow in order to keep from laughing out loud. Apparently his brown belt had been missing, but with some luck he found it just in time to wear it to Kellers birthday party the next day! and by dang only the nerd would actually say that.... Unfortunately i had to go to work and i missed the debut, but don't worry, the nerd wore it for me the other day so i had to take some pictures....
So, this may come as a surprise, and theres nothing wrong with it... but my nephew is THE Biggest Nerd! Coleman always has his shirts tucked in, belt on, watch and hat... all he's missing is a pocket protector... Anyways a little while ago Nana bought the three 5 year olds matching shirts, Drey was so excited for the boys to wear them. So when Coleman, aka: Nerd Alert, came over drey gave him his new blue shirt. He was so excited! So i sat him down and said, "You know what Coleman, this shirt would look SO good tucked in!" and nerd then replies, "Yeah! I know! AND i just found my brown belt!!!" "Will you wear it for me to Keller's party tomorrow?" "sure" he says and starts to chuckle because i had smothered my head with a pillow in order to keep from laughing out loud. Apparently his brown belt had been missing, but with some luck he found it just in time to wear it to Kellers birthday party the next day! and by dang only the nerd would actually say that.... Unfortunately i had to go to work and i missed the debut, but don't worry, the nerd wore it for me the other day so i had to take some pictures....
and who could forget my Frenemy?... Miss Abby Lou... She's either my Best Friend, usually when she wants one of my Barbies, or my Enemy, which is 85% of the time. but holy crap she's beautiful... i love abby lou... and here's why....one: her voice! i've told my brother a million times i hope her voice is the same when she's 17 years old! this little petite thing has the highest, shrill and LOUD voice i've ever heard come from someone her size... i especially love it when she says "Thats not a GOOD word JAMI!" which she says to 80% of my vocabulary, so fyi do not say the word SHUT around abigail...
two: she's NAUGHTY!!!
jarret has made fun of me for years for being stubborn, bratty, spoiled and a know-it-all... lets just say i'm encouraging my frenemy to be just like me.... and my brother loves it...
doesn't she just look naughty!! 
and last but not least Alli... aka: Pineapple Hair! with her spikes on top of her, her hair has always looked like a pineapple to me... shes walks around like she's all big and i swear she's like the tiniest person ever... she's the quiet, sweet, just behaves herself baby that my brother thinks he can take all the credit for.... but my heck, that girl can stare down a statue... like she can see your soul ya know!? The other night as we all heard her thump to the bottom of the stairs my brother says, "knowledge bumps".... good job brother.... keep up the good work... even though your wife can take all the credit....
5 comments:
So let me get this straight, I'm responsible for the handsome nerd and the emotional roller coaster who can break glass with a scream and Colette is responsible for the pineapple hair sporting sweet heart uh? I can deal with that. I just want you to know that I feel shafted though, since I didn't get my own slice of the post and pictures of me posing.... You know how FOTOgenic I am.
FOTO meaning
Frickin'
Obsessed
Toward
Oneself.
Maybe you can copy and paste my disco pic in and blog about what a fine hunk of man I am....
What darling kids your brother has! The girls are so photogenic...they must get that from their Auntie Jami :-). So hey since I am such a wonderful friend ...when are you taking my families picture??
jami I am not sure that you hit their personalities right on the head. I thought for sure the word staple might come in to the blog. But NOPE!!
I couldn't help but laugh the whole time reading this post. You definitly have a way with words and know how to write. I felt like it was dejavu all over again. Thanks for giving me the credit where it was needed. I'll pay you off the next time I see you. :)
So I didn't know it was under Jarret when I wrote that. Just to clarify the previous post was written by me, Colette.
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