11.10.2008

the little things that make you go...... gaaaah!

...... Like for instance.... i had one of my huge twist top rock stars while driving around taking pictures yesterday. Needless to say while i was wondering around i had to go to the bathroom. So i'm bookin it to the nearest gas station, i grab two dollars so i can buy something when i'm done. (I always feel guilty just using their bathroom.) So i get to the bathroom, its locked. theres a sign on it, 'Key for Bathroom is with Cashier'. So i go wait in line so i can ask. The guy cashier appeared to be a new one, so the girl mopping came and opened her register to help me. So when i asked for the key to the bathroom she rolls her eyes and reaches to get it, and looks around. "Someone must be in there already you'll have to wait."
'THANK YOU!' i smiled as big as i could. So i go wait by the bathroom, i'm waiting...... waiting...... waiting....... thinking at this point i should have just gone outside.... then the door clicks open... with a breeze and a foul sting in my nostrils a lady came hobbling out and says "Oh i'm sorry dear were you waiting?" 'No, i was just looking at these salads' i pretended to bend down and look at lettuce and onions and whatever else disgusting items people throw on em.. so, i wasn't even gonna be nice and buy anything after rude mopper and i for sure was not going to use that bathroom!

So i drive along to the next nearest gas station, a maverick. I look for the restroom sign and book it cause the tickle in my stomach is about to make me puke i have to pee so bad. i open the door, find a stall, and without even thinking.... i sit on a nice, WARM toilet seat.... gaaaaah! i hurry and squat like i normally do in public restrooms but by this time the damage was already done. Nothing more lovely then wondering how this toilet seat came to be so warm, so my need to puke turned from the tickle in my stomach to the gag reflex i couldn't control.....


i will leave you with this quote:


"its the little moments that make life big."

9 comments:

Colby Alexander said...

Jami,Jami,Jami, you are so funny!!

Did you really just say, a nice Warm toilet seat? To funny, I hope you went home and had a shower!

Beck's said...

jami TMO.. I will probably sleep better tonight knowing about that . NOT
My secret word on word verification is Squallo like squating in a public bath room HELLO

sheila said...

Your too funny, maybe you should add a fourth job to the list and become a comedian. I'm not even joking. I hope the seat was just warm, no warm and wet!

wileywoman said...

Seriously, too funny! Grandma pointed me towards your blog a few months ago and I've really enjoyed reading it. I'm starting one:
http://flueronsanddizzel.blogspot.com/
take care,
Karen

Adrie said...

That is pretty gross!

patty said...

way too much info jami...I thought the point of blogs was to only write things that make your life look perfect??? Did I just say that??? love ya.

wileywoman said...

Hey, did I mention that I can't spell? by blog is
http://fleuronsanddizzel.blogspot.com/
it's the "fleuron" that got me.
hope to hear from you!
Karen

The Quarnbergs said...

I laugh my butt off everytime I read your blog! You just have the right words to make everything sound just like it is! I hate when you have those "OH FLIP" moments and you do things without thinking and then you are like "GROSS!!!!!"

Colette said...

You make me laugh. Thanks for the great story.